zhurks
Said to the hottest, most handsome and majestic man in the world, only those worthy shall refer to themselves as "zhurks", an ancient term to describe prosperity and defining abundance on maidens under thy name
"Hello, dear zhurks individual, excuse me of the burden of infiltrating upon thyne waiver ong."
"Fr?"
"Fr no kizzy."
"Fr?"
"Fr no kizzy."