Brenchley

A shit-hole "park" situated in Maidstone, comprised of a bandstand, a monument, benches and obese pigeons. Various species of teenager may be spotted here, including the chav/pikey, the goth, the emo, and occasionally the scene kid.

Commonly, teeny-boppers may hang around here trying to find 18 year olds to buy them fags.

Beware the pikeys. They will drink their cheap cider and beat you up if you are not in numbers equal to or greater than their own.