brocrastination

Procrastinating with your bros.

"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."

brocrastination

putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc.

Phone Conversation:

Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar!

Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife...

Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool!

brocrastination

When a girl delays a sex change operation.

Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve.

Brocrastinate

The action done by a bro when putting off work.

Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?

Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.

Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master

Brocrastinate

To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.

I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.

Brocrastination

when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms

I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.

Brocrastinator

A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it

Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator

俚语	brocrastination
释义	brocrastination Procrastinating with your bros. "Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination." brocrastination putting off a pre-planned bro's night out to hand out with a girlfriend, wife, etc. Phone Conversation: Bro #1 : Hey, we're coming to pick you up, remember it's our best friend Dan's birthday and The Wu-Tang Clan are playing tonight! We also got a giftcard for free shots for life from our favorite bar! Bro #2 : Sorry man, I think I'm gonna just have a quiet night with the wife... Bro #1 : That's straight up brocrastination man, not cool! brocrastination When a girl delays a sex change operation. Eve's brocrastination lasted for 4 months before becoming Steve. Brocrastinate The action done by a bro when putting off work. Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah? Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds. Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master Brocrastinate To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing. I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate. Brocrastination when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time. Brocrastinator A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
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