Calamari Meatslap
The act of getting Cthulhu tea bagged, beaten and harassed by very loose saggy beef curtains.
Guy1: Dude, I got woken up by multiple Calamari Meatslaps...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...
Guy2: Shit man! You got snail trails all over you face?!
Guy1: It's like Davey Jones' Eskimo kisses...