cockade

1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat."
2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows:
a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous)
b. Sugar
c. Squeezed lemon juice
d. Stir with your cock
e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised)
f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes
g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade"

1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle.
2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself...

cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

Cockade

When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones

when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)

Cockade

A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls.

Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?

Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.

Cockadeer

A rooster 🐓 crossed with a deer 🦌

The cockadeer nearly took flight after eating that grain.

Skin cockade

A women (or non-hairy) butthole.

I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week

Cockade Blockade

An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with.

"Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?"
"Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."

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释义	cockade 1. According to Wikipedia, a cockade is "a knot of ribbons, or other circular- or oval-shaped symbol of distinctive colours which is usually worn on a hat." 2. A funkier definition is a special lemonade, prepared as follows: a. Water (carbonated for the more adventurous) b. Sugar c. Squeezed lemon juice d. Stir with your cock e. Ice (stirring iced water with yor cock is not advised) f. Don´t forget to fish out the pubes g. If you cum in the lemonade its called a "marbled cockade" 1. Cockades were worn in men´s hats in centuries past to advertise their political sympathies or for sides identification in battle. 2. Hey girls! I made some cockade!... I´m having a beer myself... cockade A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world). He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him! After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade. Cockade When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines) Cockade A combination of the words "Blockade" and "Cockblock", a Cockade is a cockblock pulled off by many men on the same guy to keep him away from one or many girls. Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts? Trent: Um... Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked? (Robert pulls down Trent's pants.) Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today? Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade. Cockadeer A rooster 🐓 crossed with a deer 🦌 The cockadeer nearly took flight after eating that grain. Skin cockade A women (or non-hairy) butthole. I would destroy her skin cockade any day of the week Cockade Blockade An event in which multiple people attempt or have successfully prevented a certain male/female from having sexual relations with the person he/she is trying to do so with. "Yo James, ya boys are tryna get in the way of me watching ChavezzSlovakia and chill with Cynthia. What do I do?" "Bro, don't let those lame dudes put you in a cockade blockade. Do your thing and keep flossing."
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