Corduroygasm
(n). The euphoric feeling one feels when slipping on a pair of corduroy pants. Heart rate increases, while happiness increases.
Guy 1: "This morning when I put on my corduroys i was left breathless for a few seconds during a corduroygasm. Now I'm in such a good mood."
Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"
Guy 2: "Damn, I gotta get myself some corduroys!"