Cumpooper
The schizoid freakish nightmare demon only found in the far edges of the dream world. A tall slender creature with a bright white anus and long brittle claws coated in the essence of an eldritch being. Their eyes glow a feint yellow colour and reek of cat urine. You do not want to encounter this guy
Man 1: ARE YOU THE CUMPOOPER?!
Cumpooper: Gurgle
Cumpooper: Gurgle
cumpooper
After anal sex, the man cums in the woman's anus. She, then, takes a shit. Resulting in, cumpoop.
After I rode her, she became a real cumpooper.
cumpoop
the act of pooping after getting a cumload in your butt
i just took the gnarliest cumpoop ever!
cumpooper
n. Used chiefly to describe a computer that is unreliable or prone to constant failure.
Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
Orig. A person who has managed, by any means possible, to contract more than 1ml of semen or clear vaginal secretion into the rectal canal, and then purged it from the body anally, as like feces.
as a n. "I was really enjoying that episode of, "Golden Girls..." until my cumpooper crashed.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.
Harvey, after finishing his final draft of his doctoral dissertation on his dell computer, unfortunately forgot to save the file before his compooper decided to have a "fatal error" and erase all on his work and his entire itunes library.