cum rag

Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake.

I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag.

cum rag

A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess.

The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag.

No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief!

cum rag

someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating

Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night!

John - thats awesome!

cum rag

A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.

Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.

(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!

cum rag

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

cum rag

Noun: A dude that sucks (is not awesome)

My new neighbor is always drunk and shooting guns in the middle of the day, he is such a cum rag.

cum rag

A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.

"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"

"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"

"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."

俚语	cum rag
释义	cum rag Kleenex, toilet paper, or paper towels used to shoot a load of cum into, or to clean up the mess that may have spattered elsewhere by mistake. I held my cum rag in one hand and my johnson in the other, then I shot the load into the cum rag. cum rag A cloth, towel, article of clothing, or "rag" used before, during, or after a male ejaculation. It can be used to clean up, clean the phallus, or actually be used as a target for the ejaculate to avoid a mess. The sick fuck used my panties as a cum rag. No, no that's not my cum rag it's my handkerchief! cum rag someone or something u use to wipe ur dick with after ejaculating Adam - dude i accidently used my girlfriends english essay as a cum rag last night! John - thats awesome! cum rag A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag. Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag? Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty. (Cum Rug) Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment! Announcer 2: It's all crusty! cum rag 1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus. 2. (n)a distasteful insult. 1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over? 2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG! cum rag Noun: A dude that sucks (is not awesome) My new neighbor is always drunk and shooting guns in the middle of the day, he is such a cum rag. cum rag A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell. "Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!" "Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!" "Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely." Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
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