dog walker
slang term, dog whistle for a transgender person. Especially an activist moderator on internet forums.
Poster 1: Look at all these deleted comments, looks like one of the mods is a dog walker
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???
Poster 2: How do dog walkers do this shit for free???
dog walker
eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’
“eleanor is just his dog walker”
dog walker
A person who is too much of a good listener and people automatically open up to them and cling to them like wet puppies. This is not the same thing as a baggage handler. Dog walker is a noble title that is only carried, if even unintentionally, by truly trustworthy individuals.
My boyfriend doesn't have side bitches, he's just a really good dog walker.
Dog Walker
A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.
The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch
Dog Walker
One who continuously has unattractive girlfriends.
Did you see John's new girlfriend? Man, he's a real dog walker!
Ukrainian Dog Walker
A very attractive man, who also walks dogs and happens to have lived in Ukraine.
Jarrad: The Ukrainian dog walker is really attractive, he can walk my dog anytime.
dog walkers handwarmer
After collecting your beloved poochies solid waste in a "dog shit bag", during the cold winter months this bungle of fun can also function as a hand warmer! Much cheaper than a peacock hand warmer and all the faf of filling it with lighter fuel !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
Warning, DO NOT pierce bag when holding or whilst inside your pocket !
My hands were freezing taking the dog for a walk last night, but fortunately "Billy Muttley" had a shit, so I bagged it and made myself an instant dog walkers handwarmer.