Drexelian Diagnosis
When one interprets a history or fact about someone based only on their first appearance (I.E. their manner of walking, the clothes they wear, the way they move their hands).
Gore: "I'm ready to give my Drexelian Diagnosis. Do you see the way she's stumbling into the club? I can tell you right now, my friend, that this is not her first club visit of the night."
Gub: "Your Drexelian Diagnosis is always right on, Gore!"
Gub: "Your Drexelian Diagnosis is always right on, Gore!"