duck pucker
One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
Duck Pucker
Derogatory descriptive noun to describe disgust with something which blatantly disrespects either consent, agency, or free-will; or describing disgust at a situation which leaves you with limited, coerced, or a single choice under duress. When inebriated with slurred speech it can come out or be misunderstood to be saying "Fuck fucker."
I only have so much control over the duck pucker my sugar daddy holds over me.