Aluma

A terrestrial super life form. The peak of chad physique. A student council president (he says), a 21 yr old law student (he says) has a harem (he says), 6'11 and will be growing 7 feet in 3 yrs (he says), a super hacker who now works for google as his part time for some reason (he says), lives an incredibly great life often fantasized by 6 yr olds undergoing their cringe phase.

A birthday tradition performed on the birthday boy. A group of friends will carry the victim before spreading his legs open and ram his balls against a stationary object, eg; pole or tree. You can shout, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!" while ramming the victim.

A tradition whereby the birthday boy is carried by his friends. And his legs are spread open by the friends carrying his legs. After that, the friends will run and carry him into a stationary object, eg; poles or trees. Thus, crushing his nuts. Additionally, while performing this tradition, you can shout "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!".