muffed punt
When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
Muffed the Punt
A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.
"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"