The Rusty Moose

Two parties face each other, standing up, about three apart. One party bends over forward and puts their head between the other party's legs. They then proceed to flip the second party onto their back and still stay horizontal. The party on top licks the anus of the other party. The party on bottom shakes their head and tickles the crotch of the top party.

The Rusty Moose is executed when one is in the rear mount position. While slamming away, you poke your fingers into the asshole one at a time, to include the thumbs. Next you shove your thumbs into the ears of the subject, maintaining coitus, opening your hands in a moose-antler fashion and bellowing loudly.

When you start hitting a Canadian girl from behind, but she hasn't gotten laid in a long time and you have to work it in.

-Verb- The act of pulling a Rusty Moose can be summed up by making a fool of, and/or embarrassing, humiliating, degrading, spoofing, or fa-noodling ones self. And other wise, making yourself look or seem idiotic, dumb, retarded, stupid, ignorant or worthless. May also be implied when ill-referencing something, or refusal of dancing The DK dance.

The visible remnant on ones love cannon from a freshly pounded fart box...