you're pissed
What you say to someone when they tell you something bad happened to them. Can be used to replace that sucks!.
Brian: Some dog wandered into my garage last night and pissed all over my Razor scooter...
John: You're pissed.
John: You're pissed.
You're pissing on me!
alternative for the saying "You have got to be kidding me"
used to show disbelief or dismay.
used to show disbelief or dismay.
girl 1: "She likes him again!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"
girl 2: "You're pissing on me!"
you're the piss in my pants
used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends
WARNING: only use around close friends
Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants
You're taking a piss
Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.
A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"
or
A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"