agonized fat bitch
a very corpulent, whiny, angsty girl. She loves pizza and tends to weep when she doesn't get her way, or is underfed. She can often be spotted alone, or with people who pity her and wish to feed her for the sheer sport of it. She can often be deciphered by her grotesque rolls of fat, and and unusual amount of chins.
Someone forgot to feed the agonized fat bitch. Look, she's crying so much her chins are gathering the tears.